Joyce and Roy Critchlow have sent in this joke
Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
The second lady gazes at his manhood and says, 'He's not my husband either!'
After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, ' He's not even a member of this club'