Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Silly One Liners

Bedlam Humour

Here are a few one liners that might tickle your fancy...

...The dead batteries were given away, free of charge.
... The local dentist and manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.

Monday, 14 August 2017

A little humour

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Joyce and Roy Critchlow

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
And then of course there was the thief who stole a calendar who got twelve months.

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Life's Journey

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Roy Critchlow of Newcastle, under Lyme

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Saturday, 11 March 2017

The Club Member...

Bedlam Humour

Joyce and Roy Critchlow have sent in this joke

Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a very private golf club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. 
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'  
The second lady gazes at his manhood and says, 'He's not my husband either!' 
After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, ' He's not even a member of this club'