Wednesday 2 November 2016

Senior Passwords....

Bedlam

This joke was sent in by Malcolm and Gina Shenton, from North Wales


SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD


WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
  
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 
USER: boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss! 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCab bagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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