Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Senior Passwords....

Bedlam

This joke was sent in by Malcolm and Gina Shenton, from North Wales


SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD


WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
  
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. 
USER: boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. 
USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAss! 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. 
USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCab bagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Mas y Mas Supermarkets in Spain are Filthy Bastards

Bedlam

Please note

If I am ill tomorrow or early next week, please note that today, I consumed an unhygienic apple.

It was purchased from those dirty bastards at Mas y Mas supermarket in Jalon (Xalo), Alicante, Spain, who insist on plastering filthy, arse-hole, sticky labels on some of their fruit, thus encasing any dirty-shit bacteria that is present, onto the surface.

Why do supermarket managers persist with such filthy, disgusting habits?

Get wise, Mr Manager at Mas y Mas Supermarket, Avinguda Rei Joan Carles I , 43
03727 Xal├│, Spain

Stop plastering fucking sticky-shit bacteria on your fucking fruit. Your habit is bloody disgusting. 

Keep fresh fruit clean