This joke was sent in by Gina and Malcolm Shenton from North Wales
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we
should always finish things that we start.
Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to
find things I'd started but hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a
butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu
has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum