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News Flash from the English coastal area
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the coast of Kent today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boats were not heading to, but away from Kent towards France.
Another surprise finding was that the boats were loaded with British nationals, all seniors of pension age. Their claim being that they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the UK as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate UK pensioners.--------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are booking the next boat out; let me know if you want to come.
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