This joke is from Joyce Critchlow, Newcastle under Lyme
A man calls home to his wife on a Thursday and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing trip. We'll be gone for a long weekend, and we'll be staying at a lodge near a river. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic."
"That's nice for you"MORAL: Never, Never, Never, try to outsmart a woman!!!
"We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, and I'll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas and robe."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike; but why didn't you pack my silk pajamas and robe like I asked you to do?”
The wife replied, "I did, they're in your tackle box!"
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