Saturday, 25 May 2013

72 Virgins

Bedlam Humour

This has been sent in by Micheline de Marsac
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up, his mentors having promised him 72 virgins in Heaven as reward.

He appeared before God. and said, "I have a request, since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who won't know what to do, can I have 72 whores?"

God regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in Heaven because arseholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty."

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

God replied, "Who said they were women?"

Monday, 13 May 2013

Friday, 3 May 2013

Be Aware

Bedlam

Motorists everywhere - Please Be Aware