Thursday, 28 March 2013

Friday, 22 March 2013

The Handsome Man

Bedlam Humour

This joke was sent in by Elsie Smith of Leek in Staffordshire

A handsome Lebanese was sitting in a posh restaurant in the States. He asked a waiter to take the most expensive bottle of Wine to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy corner.
Waiter brought in the elitist wine bottle & took the bottle to the woman and said, 'Excuse me lady, this precious bottle is from that gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the bottle coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was staying nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.'

After reading the note, the Lebanese decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:  'Just to let you know, things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Spain , Aspen & Miami , and a
10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, even for a woman as beautiful as you are, I am not going to cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back pls.'
 

Sunday, 3 March 2013

Two Benidorm Tornados

Bedlam

Jack Chambers has sent this video of two tornado just off the coast at Villajosa, just down the road from Benidorm resort in Alicante, Spain. I note there are no sun-worshippers out like they usually are...