Friday 29 June 2012

Insured for Sex

Bedlam

John Evans has sent another joke:

Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privilege.

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

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