The church organist

Bedlam Humour

Here's another contribution from Jack Chambers - he can always be relied on for a good joke

There was a church that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so big that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation - especially the men.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some passion fruits, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the passion fruit though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday."

Lol.... Thanks for that Jack. I'm looking forward to the next one.

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