Friday, 26 February 2010

Italy, politics and ladies breasts

Bedlam view

I thought Italian politicians were renowned for sexual exploits? What's happened to their image?

Take a look at this REDGAGE article
http://www.redgage.com/blogs/ajbarnett/italian-politics-and-the-ladies-breast.html

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Thursday, 25 February 2010

Beer Popsicle

Bedlam

So you like a cold drink, but what about beer on a stick? Take a look at this - REDGAGE


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Monday, 22 February 2010

Coke and sex

Bedlam viewpoint

If you fancy a bit of nooky what do you do.... Get out the coke can of course....

Confused? See this post on REDGAGE to see what I mean

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Sunday, 21 February 2010

Simple recycling saves the environment and saves you money

Bedlam - advice

Ever wondered how to do YOUR bit for the environment? Little things can make a difference you know. Start with these simple steps to recycle your kitchen waste with REDGAGE

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Friday, 19 February 2010

All things wild and beautiful

Bedlam opinion

I love wild life, but sometimes it gets a little too close for comfort. When you meet wild boar face to face, sometimes its prudent to back down.

For the full story see my article on REDGAGE

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School Grades

Bedlam Humour

Jack Chambers is active once more. He's just sent this joke in.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal frowned, wondering why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry: 'Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubblegum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and turned to the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade,..................... I got the last seven questions wrong.....'

Thanks Jack, very funny. Let's have some more.



Starchild

Bedlam article

Ever wondered what it's all about - life - universe - stars? Just who are YOU? You are a Starchild.

Take a look at this article on REDGAGE.

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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Bankers award themselves huge bonuses out of OUR money

Bedlam opinion

Would someone like to explain howcome the bastard bankers in the UK are able to award themselves such high bonuses when they are the ones responsible for causing the finincial crisis in the first place.

Just what is going on?

Banks were recently on the brink of collapse, so the silly government bailed them out, and the bankers got over their problems. Hurrah for them.

Hurrah for them, the rest of the country is still in deep shit with spiralling inflation, yet it's boom time for bankers. Boom time with OUR money. They have awarded themselves annual money rewards that would solve money problems forever for most of us.

In my opinion they should be paying that bonus money BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT. Give the country the money back, bugger the bonus. Once again, the government have fallen foul to shit.

Bankers, government - get your house in order.

If the government gives an individual more money than they should, in say tax credits, they have to pay it back. Why don't the bankers? What is the difference.

Bankers - wankers. They piss me off.


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Monday, 15 February 2010

Mosquitoes and mouthwash

Bedlam advice



Have you ever wanted to get rid of mosquitoes. Go clean your teeth, because your mouthwash might just help..... Don't believe me....

Try this article on RedGage.


Dwindling money

Bedlam advice

Are you trying to cope with a dwindling money supply. Need some money saving tips? Checkout this Redgage article

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Friday, 5 February 2010

RedGage

Bedlam advice

Have you tried RedGage yet? It's an article site with a difference, you can put all your blog stuff on it.

You don't have to be a professional writer, just have something to say, or a photo to share. It won't make you rich, forget all that, but you can earn a little pin-money. I've only been a member for four days and I've already earned over $10 from articles. Why not give it a try.

If you're interested join RedGage here for free. It makes sense, so why not give it a whizz.

Thursday, 4 February 2010

Supermarket shit..... Again

Bedlam - comment
They've done it again....

The damn supermarket managers have changed things around once more in the Mercadonna Store at Benissa. I hate it. It gets on my nerves.

Every single person I speak to about it, hates it. WHY do supermarket managers believe they know more about customer psychology, than the customers do? Listen to me, Mr. Supermarket Manager. We shoppers are people of habit. It hacks us off when things are stacked in a different place. We want to pop in, pick up our things , and push off home.

Why do it?

I know where you're coming from. I know you think we'll see things we might not have done by searching for the things we want, but you are wrong. All I do is fume and swear. Yes Mr. Supermaket manager, I swear at you. I curse you. I wish you out of employment.

Oh no not obscenities.

My instinct is to leave the store with my fingers jerking in your face. I want to go to the next store and shop there, I want to shout obscenities at the top of my voice like I heard a man do a couple of years ago in Tesco when they had a change around ..... but my O/H holds me back.

Next time you take in into your pea-sized brain to jerk the store around, remember it jerks your customers off. DON'T DO IT. Leave us in peace - we hate food shopping in the first place. Don't piss us off more.....