Here's a beauty from Alan. Thanks for sending it, Alan. Hope there's more where that came from. If you like it, please, please, give it a thumbs up on Stumble to let more people know about it. It's at the bottom of each post, so it should be no problem.
An Essex girl was having a load of problem selling her car because it had 250,000 miles on the clock. No one wanted to know. She discussed the problem with a friend.
The friend said, "I know how to get rid of it, but it's not going to be legal."
"I’m not bothered about that," replied the Essex girl. "All that matters it that I’m able to sell it. It’s just about clapped out."
"Okay," replied the friend. "Here’s the address of a friend of mine. He owns a garage. Tell him I sent you, and he’ll turn the clock back. It shouldn't be a problem to sell then."
The following weekend, the Essex girl took a trip to the mechanic on the friend's advice.
About one month after that, the friend saw the Essex girl and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"Certainly not!" replied the Essex girl. “There’s no need.”
“Oh, why’s that?”
"Well now your friend has finished messing with it, it only has 30,000 miles on it, so I’d be a fool to let it go."
Great one, Alan. Very funny.
End of post - The Essex girl and the car.
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