Fred Ashford, always a good source for jokes has contributed another one. Thanks Fred, any more?
A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
"But I need it really desperately," said the man.
"How come, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.
The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday. My ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose. I'll never manage without."
The doctor gave a sigh and finally relented saying, "Okay, okay! I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling. The doctor said, "Whatever happened to you?"
The man flushed with embarrassment, "No one showed up."
Lol. Good one. Loved it.....
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