Joke - Alicia and the homeless woman

Bedlam Humour

Fred Ashford has contributed another joke. I think all you ladies out there might find it amusing .

Alicia was walking down the street when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking, homeless woman, asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

Alica took out her wallet, removed ten dollars and said, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I stopped drinking years ago', the homeless woman told her.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' she asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' Alicia asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, Alicia said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless woman was rather shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

Alicia smiled secretively, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she's given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Thanks Fred. Have you any more....



Next post - Bedlam Humour: Way Women Think