Hey... another joke from Jack Chambers. If you like it, PLEASE take the time to give it a thumbs up on Stumble at the bottom of the blogpost.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. She looked at him quizzically but did as he said. He gave her a kiss, put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded as he walked through the door.
He took off his jacket, hung it on the rail and slipped off his shoes. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said, 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'
Loads of laughs - love it, Jack. Hope you're not speaking not from experience..... Many thanks.
End of post - An affair with golf.
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