Whoa there! Jack chambers has sent a stop press.....
A Primary Teacher in Liverpool explains to her class that she's a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand'?
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replies.
The teacher, still surprised, asks, 'Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then what team do you support?
'I'm a Manchester United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replies.
The teacher can't believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Manchester United fan?'
'Because my mum is a Manchester United fan, and my dad is a Manchester United fan, so I'm a Manchester United fan too!'
'Well,' says the teacher in an annoyed tone, 'That's no reason for you to be a Manchester United fan.'
'Well....You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiles sweetly, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'
Thanks Jack, very funny.
- Next post on Bedlam.
joke, humour, humor, comedy, laugh, sex, Liverpool-fan,