Bedlam jokes - short collection

Bedlam humour.

Another set of jokes from John Evans. Thanks John. If you have more, send 'em in, I love 'em.

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Henry went to see the nurse for his annual check-up. She told him he had to stop wanking. When he asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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I just saw that Harry Potter film. It’s VERY unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, who ever heard of a ginger kid, with TWO friends?

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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "Mourning? No, just having a shit."

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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?

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Paddy was walking down the road when he saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. He shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Thanks for the contribution John. Brilliant , as usual.

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