Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Mas Y Mas Supermarkets are Dirty Bastards


Why - why oh why are Mas y Mas supermarkets such filthy, dirty, bastards.

We just picked up some apples from Mas y mas in Xalo and the dirty bastrds had sticky labels plastered on every single one.


We always wash apples before eating because we have no idea who handled them before us, and we want to be sure they are clean.

But sticky labels?   What for?  What purpose do they serve when you have already purchased the damn things

For some reason, the dirty bastards feel the need to glue whatever bacteria are around, to apple skins, to make sure we really become ill.

Well, fuck you Mas y Mas.

Keep your sticky bacteria to yourselves, we are capable of becoming ill without your help. Keep your fucking sticky labels to yourselves.

Mister Mas y Mas supermarket manager, keep ALL fruit, free of your fucking sticky labels. Stick your labels up your bacteria-ridden arse....

Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Mercadona, Benissa, shit for Fruit and Veg


Why is it that Mercadona in Benissa, Alicante, has fruit and veg that is ALWAYS out of date? Is it all Mercadona stores that have fruit and veg that are out of date or do they dump their shit at Benissa. Do they think that because we live in a backwater of Spain that we are too stupid to realise?

It pisses me off that I can't get fresh fruit or veg from Mercadona that is actually fresh. Everything I pick up in the Benissa store is already past its sell-by date. Come on Mr. Supermarket Manager. Get your friggin' act together. Sell stuff that is actually FRESH, or you will lose all your customers.

To be honest, we've already stopped purchasing from the Benissa store. We've voted with our feet and are purchasing fresh stuff from other places.... i.e, MasyMas supermarket in Xalo where the stuff is actually within date, or the local market stalls, or Lidl. In fact we pick fruit and veg up from ANYWHERE in preference to Mercadona. They really are the pits.

Mercadonna fresh stuff is shit.

It's a shame, because other things in Mercadona are cheaper and better than a lot of places, but fresh stuff? They're having a laugh. It's almost gone off before you get it home.

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

The Heart Attack and the Nun

Bedlam Humour

This joke was kindly sent in by Joyce and Roy Critchlow, of Newcastle-under-Lyme.

You don't have to be a Roman Catholic to appreciate this

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a shopping centre. The security guards called 112 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?"  
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." 
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" 
He replied, "No money in the bank." 
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the now irritated nun. 
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." 
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God. 
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."